My Kingdom of Nerd

wellfuckyoursinkingships:

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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Hahahaha that’s exactly what it says

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badgengar:

Original 1, Original 2, Original 3, Original 4, Original 5

ALL ART BY THE SUPER AWESOME AND TOTALLY NOT GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME FOR THIS MATT_RAT

…please don’t sue D:

Side note: Comic 4, totally me and the girlfriend all the time.

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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clarknokent:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

Nigga struggling like shit to look casualNigga look like he one sneeze away from being naked.

clarknokent:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

Nigga struggling like shit to look casual
Nigga look like he one sneeze away from being naked.

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prometheus023:

Ok, trying to sell these again. This time, instead of separate bundles, I’m trying to sell the lot as a combined package.
You can find them here on ebay.

This would be an excellent pre-made collection of Neverborn figures or a huge boost to a pre-existing one. I haven’t used any of these in over a year (my guild crews get the majority of my attention these days) and I’d much rather they go to a good home where they’ll get used instead of collecting dust on my shelf here. Especially now.

Any and all signal boosting would be much appreciated.
Any questions about the sale, ask me via my ebay.

Thanks!

Signal boost

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

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jaghatai-khan:

outofthegrave:

New Wood Elves look amazing!

This makes me want to sell my High Elves and go for their foresty brethren

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