My Kingdom of Nerd

piercedandpunchedprincess:

Sadly that didn’t happen

(Source: sandandglass, via thenoodlegirl)

Why did you stop looking for Benjen? (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via manwithmanynames1629)

myunicornjusthadbabies:

antifeminismparrot:

cmwich:

andthesunstillrises:

older-and-far-away:

So apparently, yogurt wasn’t…manly enough? So now there is yogurt that is manly. For your man needs. Because you can’t eat that frufru girly yogurt that has like, flowers or crap on the label. NO YOU NEED MUSCLES ON YOUR YOGURT. 

MAN YGOUTR

Men are the weakest creatures. Why is fucking gendered yogurt necessary? Because some guy was worried that yogurt was “chick food” and his masculinity was at risk if he was caught eating it?

UGH!

No, you fuckbutt. It’s because it has more protein, and other nutrients that guys need more than ladies.I know, hold onto your ass, men have different biological needs than ladies. Yes, kinda weird that it’s yogurt trying to look like an AXE commercial, but the yogurt has its reasons for existing.. So stop being that annoying dickweed that says “LOL MEN R SO WEAK!!!!!!1!1!!1!!” because you just look stupid bye.

You have to be kidding me. Yogurts have been aimed at women for fucking ages and no one got there knickers in a twist about that. Don’t believe me? I distinctly remember adverts for yogurts aimed at women, one of which staring Gok Wan where he’s like ‘come on ladies. When you feel good on the inside you look good on the outside’ and how about the muller adverts with Kim kardasian trying to make it all sexy and stuff so women will buy it to feel sexy too. I don’t remember anyone giving a fuck about these adverts, stop getting your panties in a bunch when it’s not all about women, Kay guys?

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via manwithmanynames1629)

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

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erebusodora:

msgryz:

the-cellist-in-portland:

Did you know: Chris Evans gets panic attacks. Yes, he does. This is one reason why he’s very private and didn’t really do any meet-and-greets on the Avengers’ sets.

It amazes and inspired me that a man who does what he does can do it, even with an anxiety disorder. You go, Chris.

This is why I get so upset when I hear negative comments about Chris and how he doesn’t seem as out-going as the rest of the Avengers cast. I remember hearing people complain about how he’s ‘rude’ and the like and it’s sad, because I highly doubt he intends to come off that way, he’s just more reserved than the others.

I remember hearing once that he actually went to seek psychiatric help before accepting the role of Captain America because of how anxious he felt regarding it. As well as the fact that he already played another Marvel superhero and he was concerned how comic fans would react to his playing another hero in that universe.

Just because someone’s in the entertainment industry doesn’t mean they’re going to be incredibly outgoing off camera just as much as they appear to be on camera. Some people just really enjoy acting; they’re not the characters they portray nor are they like their costars nor are they going to be incredibly outgoing because of their choice of career.

Now I’m really starting to root for this guy. Because, well. I kind of get the point more accurately than I wish I did.

(Source: ohyeahcevans, via matchmeshotforshot)

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

(Source: khaleeesii, via chaospastry)

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?

Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad: *chokes into his drink*

ROL: You should respect your elders.

Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad: *chokes on his drink again*

ROL: *storms off*

Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me: What?

Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.